Limerick

A quick limerick inspired by Charlie Brooker's #donaldtrumpisabellend twitter hashtag

This lad called Donald had not a friend,
He was a figure of fun, a topic to trend,
His brain it was feeble,
His hair barely legal,
And all would cry #donaldtrumpisabellend

Geordie Shore

Oh sweet mother, there's a "reality" TV show coming out based in Newcastle called Geordie Shore.
These are the prize bell ends that are being used to represent an ancient, noble, history filled area of England.
http://www.mtv.co.uk/shows/geordie-shore/cast

It's like the producers just threw a net over the skankiest bits of the Bigg Market and dragged out the dumbest, most feckless idiots they could find.

I feel a tremendous pain in my heart for the land of my birth. Geordies deserve better than this shit.